The Milk Crate

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Phuck Fonetics:           Everywhere I turn there's a K where a C should be           S is too plain, make it a Z           The god damn add whores at home on TV           dodging copyright and filling their purse-a           Feed me F phor PH and phucking vice versah           Jose's jouse of jorrors and preparation J           Its newspeak baby, brotha, budday

Laws are like sausages; You have much more respect for them if you haven't actually seen how they're made                                                                       -cynical proverb

The late great Aldous Huxley

The meek shall inherit my girth. The week have been in my gin again. A flighty porpoise is our god A retired banker buys some sod. Heroes for sale by the bucket Two for one Today only, until the end of time